the one thing that Burt Benson forgot on his 40 day run from the law was sunscreen, he now has to face his fellow inmates with the most awkward sunburn since Nelly forgot to take off his bandage in Cancun
an awkward sunburn is one thing. having friends who will go out of their way to humiliate you brings it to a whole new level!
after playing for 2 hours in his post-post-ironic 90’s grunge rock band, Toby regretted not putting on sunscreen before the show - cred = 0. awkward sunburn - level 11!
The sun will punish you for not having friends. Get them to slip, slop and slap ya back or things, could, get, awkward.
Smiling won’t get rid of the awkward sunburn!
It’s bad enough to get awkward sunburn yourself, but don’t let your little kid get it..look at how unhappy she is!!!
